Birthday Roast Rap
Birthday roast rap with their name: tease the birthday friend about their age and habits, then end on a toast. Free 30-second preview; full $4.99.
Make a birthday roast rap
We swapped a few words so the music model would rap it. This is the version it raps.
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- Made with
- Lyrics by Google's Gemini on Google Cloud (Vertex AI); the beat and the rapping by Google DeepMind's Lyria
- Free on each device
- Up to 8 sets of lyrics a day and one 30-second rapped preview a day, no sign-up
- Price
- $4.99 for one full track in two versions (One Diss); $12.99 for five tracks, about $2.60 each (Diss Pack)
- Preset on this page
- Relation Best friend, heat Playful, beat Old school (change any of them in the form)
- Ending
- Every birthday roast rap ends on a toast to the birthday person
- Age
- For adults only: 18th birthdays and up
- Sample on the home page
- Jake, a made-up best friend turning 30 who is late to his own surprise party
- Timing
- Lyrics usually in 5 to 20 seconds, the full track usually in about a minute
- Full track
- About 2 minutes from intro to outro, rapped in two versions, as MP3 downloads
- How long making it takes
- Lyrics usually in 5 to 20 seconds, the 30-second preview in 10 to 30 seconds, the full track usually in about a minute
- Editing
- Every line of the lyrics can be edited before it is rapped; Write new bars gives a fresh take
- Rhyme scheme
- Couplets (AABB), 8 to 12 syllables a line
- Share page
- A private link with the player and the lyrics, hidden from search engines; the person in the track can take it down with one tap (Report this track)
- Content rules
- No race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability, body or looks, nothing sexual, no threats, no self-harm, no factual accusations, no celebrities, adults only; checked before and after the lyrics are written
- Heat levels
- 3: playful (teasing), spicy (sharper burns), savage (battle-rap wordplay); every level stays clean, with no swearing
- Beats
- 6: boom bap, trap, West Coast, old school, lo-fi, pop rap (trap suits a moody track, pop rap is the most danceable)
| Birthday | Roast material that works |
|---|---|
| 21st | The fake grown-up phase, the first "real" job, the group-chat stories |
| 25th | The quarter-life crisis, the houseplants, the new hobby every month |
| 30th | Late to everything, the college sneakers, going to bed at 9 |
| 40th | The reading glasses, the dad jokes, the grill they guard |
| 50th | The phone font size, the recliner, the stories you've heard ten times |
A birthday roast rap teases the birthday person about their age and their habits, then turns into a toast at the end. Type their first name or nickname and two or three things everyone jokes about, and the AI writes original bars with their name in the hook and raps a 30-second preview free.
Birthday roast rap ideas by age
The table above has material for milestone birthdays, from the 21st to the 50th. Mix one age joke with one or two habits only your friends know: late to their own surprise party, the sneakers from college, the recliner they won't leave. Playful heat is the default here, so it's safe to play in front of family.
A birthday rap that ends on a toast
Every birthday roast rap closes with a line that raises a glass to them, so the roast lands as love. You can edit any bar before it's rapped, including the toast, to add something only you would say.
How to play the birthday rap at the party
The full track is about two minutes long and comes as two MP3 versions. Play it from your phone on a speaker before the cake, or send the private link to the group chat at midnight. The share page has the lyrics, so everyone can sing the hook back.
More birthday roast ideas
Roasting a friend on a regular day? Try the diss track for a friend. Need a stage name for the birthday person? The free rap name generator makes one in a tap. For a party that isn't a birthday, use the roast rap generator.
Frequently asked questions
Can I make a birthday rap for a kid?
No. This tool roasts adults only, so it's for 18th birthdays and up.
Will it say happy birthday?
It ends on a toast to them, in its own words. You can edit the last lines to say exactly what you want.
How fast is it?
The lyrics take seconds and the full track is usually ready in about a minute.