A Diss Track for a Friend
Make a diss track for a friend: their name, your running jokes, original roast bars and a free 30-second rapped preview. Full track $4.99.
Roast your friend
We swapped a few words so the music model would rap it. This is the version it raps.
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- Made with
- Lyrics by Google's Gemini on Google Cloud (Vertex AI); the beat and the rapping by Google DeepMind's Lyria
- Free on each device
- Up to 8 sets of lyrics a day and one 30-second rapped preview a day, no sign-up
- Price
- $4.99 for one full track in two versions (One Diss); $12.99 for five tracks, about $2.60 each (Diss Pack)
- Preset on this page
- Relation Friend, heat Spicy, beat Boom bap (change any of them in the form)
- What the tool needs
- A first name or nickname and 2 or 3 things your friend always does
- What it won't take
- Last names, addresses, phone numbers, handles, schools or workplaces
- Where the name goes
- At least twice in the hook and once in each verse
- Sample on the home page
- Marcus, a made-up friend, last in his fantasy football league three years running
- Song layout
- Intro, verse, hook, verse, hook, outro; about 2 minutes rapped in full
- Full track
- About 2 minutes from intro to outro, rapped in two versions, as MP3 downloads
- How long making it takes
- Lyrics usually in 5 to 20 seconds, the 30-second preview in 10 to 30 seconds, the full track usually in about a minute
- Editing
- Every line of the lyrics can be edited before it is rapped; Write new bars gives a fresh take
- Rhyme scheme
- Couplets (AABB), 8 to 12 syllables a line
- Ending
- Every track ends on a friendly line that shows it is all love
- Share page
- A private link with the player and the lyrics, hidden from search engines; the person in the track can take it down with one tap (Report this track)
- Content rules
- No race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability, body or looks, nothing sexual, no threats, no self-harm, no factual accusations, no celebrities, adults only; checked before and after the lyrics are written
- Heat levels
- 3: playful (teasing), spicy (sharper burns), savage (battle-rap wordplay); every level stays clean, with no swearing
- Beats
- 6: boom bap, trap, West Coast, old school, lo-fi, pop rap (trap suits a moody track, pop rap is the most danceable)
| The friend who… | What to type | Heat that fits |
|---|---|---|
| Is always late | "5 minutes away" from the shower, late to their own party | Spicy |
| Never pays you back | Owes everyone ten dollars, "forgot my wallet" every time | Spicy |
| Thinks they can cook | Microwaved ramen is a "recipe", the smoke alarm is the timer | Playful |
| Cancels plans | Says yes to everything, shows up to nothing | Savage |
| Over-shares | Seven-minute voice notes, the gym selfie every morning | Spicy |
| Talks trash in games | Loud all week, last place on Sunday | Savage |
A diss track for a friend works best when it's about the stuff your group already teases them for. Type your friend's first name or nickname and two or three of their habits, and the AI writes original roast bars with their name in the hook, then makes the track and plays you the first 30 seconds free.
What to put in a diss track for a friend
Specific beats general. "You're always late" is fine; "you said five minutes away from the shower" is a punchline. The table above lists friend types and what to type for each. Pick two or three details: the lyric model builds one or two into each verse and saves the best one for the hook.
Leave out anything that would actually hurt: their looks, their family, money troubles, an ex they're not over. The tool won't write about those anyway, and the roast lands better without them.
Pick the heat for your friend's diss track
- Playful: teasing a friend would happily repost.
- Spicy: sharper burns for a friend who gives as good as they get.
- Savage: battle-rap wordplay for the friend who started it.
Every level stays clean and ends on a wink, a closing line that shows it's love. You can edit any bar before it's rapped.
Send it to the group chat
When the full track is ready you get two versions as MP3 files and a private link to a page with the player and the lyrics. Drop the link in the group chat or play it at the next hangout. Share pages are hidden from search engines, and your friend can take the track down with one tap if they want to. Want a stage name for yourself first? Try the free rap name generator.
More ways to roast a friend
Roasting a friend on their birthday? Use the birthday roast rap. Is the rivalry about a game? The fantasy football diss track has a preset. For a party or a send-off, the roast rap generator is set to playful.
Frequently asked questions
Will my friend be upset?
The tool keeps it to habits and running jokes, never looks or anything private, and every track ends on a friendly line. If they still want it gone, the share page has a button that takes it down.
Can I use their full name?
No, only a first name or nickname. The tool doesn't take last names or other details that identify someone.
How much does a full diss track cost?
$4.99 for one track in two versions, or $12.99 for five. The lyrics and a 30-second preview are free.