Rival Team Diss Track
Rival team diss track: roast the other team (rec league, office league, esports squad) with their name in the hook. Free 30-second preview; full $4.99.
Roast the rival team
We swapped a few words so the music model would rap it. This is the version it raps.
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- Made with
- Lyrics by Google's Gemini on Google Cloud (Vertex AI); the beat and the rapping by Google DeepMind's Lyria
- Free on each device
- Up to 8 sets of lyrics a day and one 30-second rapped preview a day, no sign-up
- Price
- $4.99 for one full track in two versions (One Diss); $12.99 for five tracks, about $2.60 each (Diss Pack)
- Full track
- About 2 minutes from intro to outro, rapped in two versions, as MP3 downloads
- Free preview
- The first 30 seconds of your actual track, one a day on each device
- Editing
- Every line of the lyrics can be edited before it is rapped
- Rhyme scheme
- Couplets (AABB), 8 to 12 syllables a line
- Ending
- Every track ends on a friendly line that shows it is all love
- Share page
- A private link with the player and the lyrics, hidden from search engines; the person in the track can take it down with one tap
- Content rules
- No race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability, body or looks, nothing sexual, no threats, no self-harm, no factual accusations, no celebrities, adults only
- Preset on this page
- Relation Rival team, heat Savage, beat Trap (change any of them in the form)
- Team name
- Type the team's name or nickname (up to three words) in the name box; the tool roasts the team, not one person's private life
- Not for
- School teams or anyone under 18; professional teams and their players (public figures)
- Where the name goes
- At least twice in the hook and once in each verse
- What the tool needs
- The target's first name, nickname or team name and 2 or 3 things they always do
- Heat levels
- 3: playful (teasing), spicy (sharper burns), savage (battle-rap wordplay); every level stays clean
- Beats
- 6: boom bap, trap, West Coast, old school, lo-fi, pop rap
| Rivalry | What to type |
|---|---|
| Rec league | Lost 9-0 and blamed the referee |
| Office league | Accounting's softball team that orders matching jerseys and never wins |
| Bar trivia | The team that always asks for a recount |
| Esports squad | Rage-quits in round two, says it was lag |
| Pickup game | Calls a foul every time they miss |
A rival team diss track trash-talks the other side the way a locker room would, over a beat. Type the rival team's name or nickname and two or three things they always do, and the AI writes original roast bars with their name in the hook, then makes the track and plays you the first 30 seconds free.
Rival team diss track ideas
The table above has material from rec leagues to bar trivia. The best bars come from what happened on the field: the 9-0 loss blamed on the referee, the recount requests, the rage-quit. Roasting a team keeps it about the rivalry, not one person, which is the safest way to trash talk.
Keep the rivalry friendly
The tool won't write about professional teams or their players, school teams, or anyone under 18, and it never touches looks, background or anything private. Every track ends on a nod to the rivalry, so it plays well at the end-of-season party.
Settings for a rival team diss track
Savage heat and a trap beat suit a hype track for the group chat; playful and pop rap work for an office league where the rivals sit two desks away. Drop the private link in the league chat after the game.
More rivalries
For a fantasy league loser, use the fantasy football diss track. For one rival person, try the diss track for a friend.
Frequently asked questions
Can I diss a pro team?
No. Professional teams and players are public figures, and the tool only roasts people and teams you know.
Can I use our team's name in the track?
The tool keeps one name in the song, the target's, so it describes your side instead.
Is it free?
The lyrics and one 30-second preview a day are free. A full track is $4.99.